number one: ash has dyed his hair six times in his lifetime!
number two: ash on most occasions will say “joe momma” on demand.
number three: bonk (ash requested i put this in)
number four: ash owns 15 porcelain clown dolls. “so technically there are sixteen clowns in my house.” -ash
number five: ash is so invested in garfeild, that one day he printed out 3 black and white garfield images to use as a mask.
number six: one day ash dressed up as a clown and sat in the bathroom with the lights off for a day.
number seven: once ash had a addiction to “flee the facility” on roblox.
number eight: one of ash’s current favorite songs is “my favorite fish” by gus dapperton
number nine: ash is making a collection of teeth over his lifetime. “and that’s a threat!” -mel