number one: ash has dyed his hair six times in his lifetime!
number two: ash on most occasions will say “joe momma” on demand.
number three: bonk (ash requested i put this in)
number four: ash owns 15 porcelain clown dolls. “so technically there are sixteen clowns in my house.” -ash
number five: ash is so invested in garfeild, that one day he printed out 3 black and white garfield images to use as a mask.
number six: one day ash dressed up as a clown and sat in the bathroom with the lights off for a day.
number seven: once ash had a addiction to “flee the facility” on roblox.
number eight: one of ash’s current favorite songs is “my favorite fish” by gus dapperton
number nine: ash is making a collection of teeth over his lifetime. “and that’s a threat!” -mel
number one: he often says “Squidward donkey Franklin” on random occasions.
number two: he screams profanity every time he dies in “geometry dash”
number three: he makes raps about how he is richer then everyone and i am weird. (often cannot make it through the entire thing without laughing)
number four: he gets the same clean up job every year. (not really weird but i’m running out of facts)
number five: he often gets locked out of his apartment
number six: he finds “Peppa pig MLG” extremely funny.
number seven: he has absolutely no sense of humor
number eight: he has a very odd mustache
number nine: he has really weird hair
number ten: he used to wear the same shirt every day
i can’t believe it’s the first week! when i got on the subway i said to myself: wow i haven’t been to agile in a long time! the summer was fun, i went to my grandparents house a lot. my dad ran a film camp where i edited! that was fun. i can’t wait to keep taking german class too! i played a lot of roblox, building games and coding and stuff. it was only a half week this week, but i still did a lot.